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about me
noel ★ he/him ★ 19
eng + other languages
(mostly european sorry)

secret german slavic prince reincarnate of franz kafka and václav machek disguised as an eternally teenaged loser. i pretend to be mysterious and alluring but i am just weird. in case you were wondering i am attracted to (certain) men and all types of pasta. i legally cannot be a u.s. president so my biggest dream is to be the #1 twinkfag of america.

(tip: click on my pronouns for more top secret info)

interests
school bus graveyard, identity v, idv coa/tournaments, the talented mr. ripley, hell's kitchen, honkai star rail, wuthering waves, etymology, anthropology, linguistics, languages, fine arts

music
aurelio voltaire, bear ghost, idkhow, k.flay, the neighbourhood, shayfer james, she wants revenge, sohodolls, spell, will wood

byf
i probably have something wrong with me (bpd specifically). its heavily implied but not canon yet. please bear with me (for the plot)
i use the f slur wherever i wont be silenced
mia when it comes to posting but i do lurk a lot and respond to dms relatively quick

dni
-16 (mutuals exempt), any kind of discourse doer, annoying, boring, dry, cant match my energy, any of my mortal (or immortal) enemies

im normal about these guys
alice deross, antonio paganini, argenti, charles cuevas, charles holt, dr ratio, korekiyo shinguji, norton campbell, shuichi saihara, sunday, tracy reznik, the entire sbg cast
these things are unfortunately me
(disclaimer: in a normal way)
aiden clark, aira shiratori, edgar valden, noel levine, orpheus deross, tom ripley
make me a niche internet microcelebrity
discord ★ heavynews
identity v ★ archmybacula
insta (main) ★ schoolbusgraveyard
insta (priv) ★ lagueuledesaturne
tiktok ★ bpdorfeo
twitter ★ orphydeross